Let’s get right down to business shall we? 

1. Button-downs look sloppy and slutty because the buttons near the chest area tend to be open because, well, your boobs are way too big.

2. You look OA sexy no matter what you wear.

3. Running? Oh, the struggle is real.

4. Finding the perfect bra to fit them is like winning the lotto. Goodluck with that. 

5. Direct eye contact with men? Yeah, sure that’ll happen.

6. Workouts require a sturdy sports bra. 

7. Sideboob is a constant. Not a fashion trend.

8. When was the last time you saw your feet without bending?

9. They’re so heavy your back hurts so bad. 

10. Low cut tops are already off the list.

11. Did we mention that people tend to label you as fat because of your big boobies?

12. There’s no way you can wear anything strapless or backless without getting paranoid.

13. Gravity is not your friend.

14. Wearing tight clothing results to the uniboob. 

15. Boob sweat. Nuff said.